Connie (Nia Vardalos) and Carla (Toni Collette) are two performers whose lifelong friendship and co-obsession with musical theater have brought nothing but career dead ends. Despite this they continue their optimism, hosting a variety act at an airport lounge.

• Connie and Carla
• Nia Vardalos
• Toni Collette
• David Duchovny
• Michael Lembeck